Day 32: How to Shower

OK it is time to shower.  The fact that you are reading a how to shower post on the internet means you probably smell terrible right now.

STEP 1: Undress

The opposite of that

Bada Boom!

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STEP 2: Get into the shower

Step 3: Turn on the water

 TOO HOT!!!!

TOO COLD!

BETTER!

STEP 4: Grab a washcloth

That's a towel

 Those are called underwear

FINALLY!

STEP 5: Put soap on washcloth

 Hand-eye-coordination-fail

There!

STEP 6: Wash your body

STEP 7: Grab Shampoo 

and wash your hair

OH GOD WHY? 

WHY DID YOU DO THAT!

 There you go

STEP 8 (Optional): Shave

 NOT THE ELECTRIC!

 That's the right razor

 What is wrong with you?

 There.

All clean

STEP 9: Dry off with a towel

That's a washcloth!  We just went through this.

 AH!  Those are scissors!  Put those down

 Well done, that is a towel

STEP 10 (Optional):  Stare at yourself in the mirror for 1-40 minutes.

Well done, you are ready to put on some clothes and go out into the world!

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