In order to survive in the dating world you need to learn how to read facial expressions.
As a dating pro (I've had at least two girlfriends) I thought I'd pass on some wisdom with the help of my friend Lindsey.
Happy
Sad
Deep in thought
You do not look like your match.com profile pick
I am so happy it's annoying
or
I can't freaking stand being around you
I WILL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP
I'm peeing
I like you
OR
they'll never find any traces of your body
I can't believe you were late; I'm going to passive aggressively take it out on you over the next 3 months.
THANK YOU TO THE AMAZING LINDSEY SCHUBERTH FOR HELPING ME WITH THIS POST. I KNOW YOU WERE ALL TIRED OF SEEING MY FACE. CHECK OUT HER WEBSITES!!
http://www.lindseyjschuberth.com/
https://www.facebook.com/LindseySchuberth?fref=ts
tune in tomorrow.
-Jacob
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